My spirit animal.
Okay… so why does that mean you rummage in my car between driver seat and the trunk. As I wait for you to finish so we can go inside.
You take me inside and I sit with my friend as you rush back to my car and do whatever you’re doing. I ask why is he acting weird.
I ask you, and you end it with I wanted to put on my cologne. Liar.
Plenty of times I have smelled you of BO and you have sprayed it on there and than.
What are you hiding.